Contract Year Chaos: Who Gets the Bag? Ah, training camp. That glorious time of year when NFL players pretend to be excited about running wind sprints in 100-degree heat. But for some poor bastards, a dark cloud hangs overhead...
Has Caleb Williams Lost His Mind? (Probably Not, But Still…) Okay, folks, buckle up because this is gonna be a bumpy ride. Our alleged savior, Chicago Bears quarterback Caleb Williams, decided that instead of, I don’t know, studying film...
Rodgers Signs One-Year Deal with Pittsburgh: Is This Real Life? Okay, folks, let’s get this straight. Aaron Rodgers, the man who once held Green Bay hostage with his ayahuasca-fueled whims, is now a Pittsburgh Steeler. A Steeler! It’s like...
AFC East All-Division Team 2025: A Symphony of Disappointment (and Josh Allen) Alright, FINE. I’ll do it. Another freakin’ pre-season preview when we all KNOW the whole damn thing is gonna be wrong by Week Four because some jabroni...
Guys You’ll Either Worship or Mock Mercilessly in Two Years Alright, you glorious (and probably drunk) football fanatics, it’s that time again. Time to gaze into the crystal ball and see which college kids are gonna either save your...
The Holy Gospel of Running Backs, According to Some Nerds Alright, folks, gather ’round because ESPN’s Jeremy Fowler (who I’m sure is a lovely man, but probably wears khakis) has dropped his annual running back rankings. And wouldn’t you...
Josh Shapiro’s Stadium Drama and Pennsylvania Sports Bonanza Let me set the scene for you: Pennsylvania’s Governor Josh Shapiro, standing at Pocono Raceway, fielding questions like a linebacker dodging a blitz — only this time, no fancy tackles, just...
Alright, buckle up, because the NFL just made a move so wild it feels like they tossed strategy out the window and spun the wheel of destiny—or maybe just spun a giant hamster ball stuffed with $46 million in...
College Sports’ New Power Players All right, buckle up, because college sports just got a makeover that feels like a sequel nobody asked for but everyone’s stuck watching. Remember when the biggest worry for college coaches was whether Johnny...
Aaron Rodgers One Last Ride Alright, buckle up, football fans, because Aaron Rodgers — yes, the MVP who’s racked up four of those bad boys like trophies on a shelf in his mansion — is stepping onto the Steelers’...