Alright, buckle up, because the Kansas City Chiefs are on a mission, folks. And no, it’s not just to snag another shiny Super Bowl trophy (though, surprise: they’re darn good at that too). This time, the Chiefs are eyeballing...
Bow Down, Peasants: Saquon Still King Alright, listen up, you fantasy football-addicted goblins. ESPN’s Jeremy Fowler (who I’m now convinced is powered by pure spite and Red Bull) dropped his annual running back rankings, and guess what? Saquon Barkley,...
McCaffrey’s Got a Baby! (And Maybe the 49ers Have a Chance) McCaffrey’s Got a Baby! (And Maybe the 49ers Have a Chance) Folks, I’m not gonna lie. I’m a mess. A goddamn mess. One minute, I’m screaming at the...
Predicting the NFL’s Cellar Dwellers in 2025: A Symphony of Suck! Predicting the NFL’s Cellar Dwellers in 2025: A Symphony of Suck! Introduction: The Circle of Liiiiife (But With More Losing) Ah, the NFL offseason. A time of unearned...
Alright, buckle up, dear reader, because the Seattle Seahawks have gone and done a thing: they’ve officially agreed to bring back veteran cornerback Shaquill Griffin. And no, this isn’t a rerun of some tired sitcom; this is the ninth...
Buccaneers Sign Coach Todd Bowles & GM Jason Licht to Extensions Alright, let’s just pause life for a sec and marvel—or freak out—about the Tampa Bay Buccaneers pulling the biggest “We’re not going anywhere” move in franchise history by...
Cincinnati Bengals and county reach tentative $470M deal to renovate Paycor Stadium and extend lease
Alright, folks, buckle up. If you thought the Cincinnati Bengals’ stadium saga was just some boring local news, think again. This is your front-row ticket to a $470 million circus where the Bengals and Hamilton County are shaking hands...
Justin Tucker Suspension Article Alright, buckle up. Because if you thought NFL drama was just about helmet-to-helmet hits and impossible fourth-quarter comebacks, you haven’t been paying attention. Justin Tucker—the absolute GOAT of NFL kickers, the man who can nail...
Super Bowl Halftime Flag Fiasco Alright, buckle up. If you thought the Super Bowl halftime show was just a chance to watch some epic performances and pretend you care about football for four hours, well, surprise! This year, it...
Super Bowl Flag Incident Okay, buckle up, because this story is the definition of “You’re Not Gonna Believe What Actually Happened at the Super Bowl.” You know, that event where millions of people gather to watch football (mostly to...